People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. : Gary Peter Weasel: MeetDomino: Domino.Deadpool: Whats your shtick?Domino: Im lucky.Deadpool: If youre so lucky, then what are you doing here with us?Domino: I dont know yet.Deadpool: Whats that supposed to mean?Domino: It means that I dont know yet. Well, I guess we found something you're not better at. : [Wade gets pulled back to the real world]. Deadpool: Gingivitis. - May 22, 2018 03:19 pm EDT. - Deadpool. I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. We ranked all the best quotes and one-liners in "Deadpool" ahead of the release of "Deadpool 2." Check out these hilarious jokes from the movie starring Ryan Reynolds. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Deadpool: "I've been traveling to exotic placesBaghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonvillemeeting new and exciting people." Weasel: "And killing them. Wade Wilson: By Digger Pierce. [gets closer to Cable] Oh my God! Wade, Vanessa is gone. God, that's lazy writing. Can I have one of those guns? Spoiler alert. What's the most pain you've ever felt? Puns. Deadpool: Without context this line doesn't stand out, but it absolutely sings in the movie. I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. : : I should've worn the white pants! I have three questions, then. : | I know it's called a Sea Breeze. Where did the rest of the team land?Deadpool: Good news and bad news. Deadpool: Tell me they got that in slow motion. Then the hairy m**herf***er ups the ante by dying. Colossus: Besides, I will never, ever let our child be named Todd.Deadpool: But heres the thing, isnt that how it always works? I took that trust and turned it into a glory hole in an airport bathroom. : [Juggernaut rips Deadpools body in half]. yeah - an internet predator who lost his laptop. Wow! : You become everything he says you are, but worse. Domino : They're headed into the tunnel. Which literally translates to, I dont bargain, pumpkin f***er.. Yukio: Let's talk. Oh, well that's that's just the most beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is. Domino: Did he just call himself God? Deadpool: Wade Wilson: Domino I dont mean right now.Juggernaut: [grabs Deadpool by the neck and pulls him off the ground] Im going to rip you in half now.Deadpool: That is such a Juggernaut thing to say. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. What in the actual ass? Deadpool (You can . - Cable (Deadpool 2). I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me. Look at me. Let's go tip to tip. Oh? And three, at what point do audiences say, Enough with the robotic arms?. We're better than him! Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say "There's a first time for everything,son." Dopinder: GAH! Tails, you did it for me. Peter is a pure delight for the few minutes he receives on screen. It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. See? Luck is not a superpower! Deadpool: What a dick. You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch! You used the last of your fuel. Deadpool: Weasel: Hey, it's me! Here's what the cast of 'Deadpool 2' looks like in real life. What a d**k. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I've killed every last one of them, except me. The cast includes: Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, Josh Brolin as Cable, T.J. Miller as Weasel, Jack Kesy as Black Tom, Zazie Beetz as Domino, and Brianna Hildebrand as Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Yeah it is! Tenors Deadpool: I aint letting Cable get to him, even if I have to teabag him to death. Deadpool: Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7. Cable: The names Cable. What do you get when you take 8-feet of chrome, one pinch of courage, a cup of good luck, a dab of racism, a splash of diabetes, and a wheelbarrow of stage 4 cancer? Describe it. You're the one who said I was ready, and I frankly disagreed with you. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. [Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi]. Yeesh. Oh, no, no, no, DP, not again. Deadpool: It also plays to Colossus' earliest comic book appearances, in which he would regularly utter this Russian statement meaning "my god. Deadpool: Wade Wilson: Deadpool: Dopinder: My name's Peter. Do you want to build a snowman? From now on, we'll be known as X-Force. Dopinder, you never cease to surprise me. And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. He loves killing kids. Gimme your best shot, One-Eyed Willie! OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! *Men*? Wade Wilson: Deadpool: Juggernaut: Its both history teacher and fortune teller. Few moments doing the ugly stuff no one else will do. I only do over the pants mouth stuff! Wade Wilson: Colossus: No more! 28. From $1.40. Domino (Neena Thurman) is a character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics.The character is best known as a member of the mutant team X-Force.Created by writer Fabian Nicieza [citation needed] and artist/co-writer Rob Liefeld, Domino made her first full cover story appearance in X-Force #8 (March 1992) as an original member of the Wild Pack team led by the mutant Cable. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.". With that in mind, our guide to creating your own Domino costume includes info on both the original and movie versions of the super-heroine's appearance. "The Time Traveler's Wife's" husband beat me within an inch of my life. I want to belong to something, like you, Pool sir. : : [in their cell] Cable: You remind me of my wife.Deadpool: Im sorry. The indecision is killing me. We were, uh We were gonna be a family Colossus: Oh, that's the sun. : Including the one inside your brain, causing anxiety, confusion, pain. Lets go tip to tip. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. [Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away]. The character has a long history with both . Yeah, you got them all. Will you give Domino my email? Get outta my head! Any power you wanna tell us about? Now Deadpool 2 has arrived and it's packed full of even more jokes, if that were humanly possible. Every Difference In The Deadpool 2 Extended Cut . Traffic? It's hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth." Cable: Weasel: Yeah, we still have Bowie. A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of. Technical Specs, [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck]. Youre hired!Weasel: Youre hired.Domino: Oh, lucky me. [suddenly Weapon XI is shot in the head by the current time traveling Deadpool] Deadpool: Hey! Wade Wilson: By Jenna Anderson - March 2, 2023 04:20 pm EST. Yeah, listen, we've all eaten at Arby's. [just then Vanisher lands in a ball of fire]Deadpool: Nope, no chance. The Lord works in mysterious ways, don't I? While we can't actually see Deadpool's head reflected in Juggernauts burnished helmet, this line is a clear call out to the classic cover of Amazing Spider-Man #230 (and many similar concepts to follow). Blind Al: . Is that a fanny pack? Wade Wilson: : The writers . I mean, luck? Bedlam [places his hands on his head while walking in circles], [looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth]. Even if we were there's a wind advisory in effect until at least Ryan Reynolds: Copyright 2023 ComicBook.com. Boom! I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the groups name. Deadpool. Cable: Told you this little f***ers too far gone.Deadpool: Zip it, Thanos! You smell like somebody shit in a civil war wound after it'd become gangrenous. Deadpool 2 is distributed by 20th Century Fox. I really should have stayed in college Colossus: Deadpool: Literally, solid, powder white with a black eye tattoo over her left eye. Deadpool. Youre just a kid. Zip it, black Black Widow! I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you. I know you're gonna say legs! No! I'm never gonna dance again. [Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed]. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father, and then have consensual sex with their sister?Vanessa: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.Deadpool: No, Im pretty sure Luke nailed her.Vanessa: Baby, thats Empire. Its a little hard to hear you with that pity d**k in your mouth. But theres a reason why Im here, and Ill know when I know. Okay? You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. I'm the asshole who got away. In "Human Centipede," it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. He winds up a music box and places it on his desk. Just cleaning up the timelines! "- Cable: You remind me of my wife. Bred to be the ultimate weapon by a top-secret government facility, Domino's mutant ability was actually seen as a flaw. Cable: You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. - Weasel. I'm dying in this one, too. Deadpool Fu fu Wade Wilson: Wade Wilson: He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears]. Just once. In "Cool Runnings," it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. Deadpool: [referring to Russell] Why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? : Makes you wanna hurt others. Like humans, we have our good or bad side. Deadpool I don't give a fuck about him and his Are You My Mother complex! The asshole who killed Vanessa got away. "'Let's F*ck Some Shit Up' is my middle name." Domino Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man." It's kind of a shame that Deadpool is the film that breaks the X-Men franchise streak of having . Hands off that kid, John Conner! Alright. But there is a slight chance Vanisher could make it. Come on. Deadpool: You guys coming with us?Negasonic Teenage Warhead: No, well get the kids back to the mansion. First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, and then, that hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. : I'd like to say you have the power to put your finger on the pulse of society? Deadpool: I don't do well with pain, you know. Told you. Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. Deadpool: Cable: Cast Ryan Reynolds. Go get 'em, tiger! Quick. I cant protect you. *Men*? X-Men? Deadpool 2 (2018) quotes. Here's a spoiler alert. Advertisement: Other Mutants (New Timeline): Nathan Summers / Cable, Russell Collins / Firefist, Cain Marko / Juggernaut, Black Tom Cassidy. Something I could never master. [the start kissing]Deadpool: Dont f*** Elvis.Vanessa: Dont f*** Colossus.Deadpool: What? And nobody fucking realizes it. Youre not a f***ing hero. [Deadpool backs off]Deadpool: No need to go full Yentl. "Vanessa: You know I love you, Wade. One of the more high profile characters to make the leap from comics to the big screen in Deadpool 2 is Zazie Beetz's mutant mercenary Domino. Is anybody nervous about the high winds? : Hey, look at me. I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. [to Wade] Cable: Meet Domino Wade Wilson: I think I'm in the right place. Domino Deadpool 2 is an R-rated film, and that is reflected in its dialogue, as are key moments from the movie itself. Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad. Dale! [turns on time-travel device] Whatever. [halts trailer] Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. Deadpool: [referring to the headmaster] That piece of s**t he deserves to die for what he did to you. Deadpool: When I get really scared I get nervous erections. Deadpool: Gary. "Weasel: Wade, you look hideous. [whispers to Peter] Peter.Deadpool: [referring to a headshot of Peter, who looks a lot different in person] Am I getting catfished here, or any powers you want to tell us about, anyPeter: No. Deadpool 2 adds several big guns to Fox's X-Men cinematic universe. And remember the movie "Interview with the Vampire?". Deadpool 2. : Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Big CGI fight comin' up! Retrieved on 22 April 2017. This line builds on an ongoing gag about dubstep (and Cable's hatred of it) and leads into one of the best needledrops in Deadpool 2. Deadpool: But now, being a hero, it's only a few moments. Well that's just lazy writing. However, as plans for Deadpool's debut in Disney's Marvel Cinematic Universe slowly gestate, Zazie Beetz, who co-starred as mercenary Domino in 2018's Deadpool 2, is clearly expressing a . APARTMENT. All throughout Deadpool, despite various scenes taking place at Charles Xavier's mansion, we only ever see Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead. That's fine. Deadpool: You know, it has always been a dream of mine, to see my face reflected in your helmet as you charge at me with murderous intent. Hipes, Patrick (9 March 2017). [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. Domino: Some kind of soldier? Yes, it is. You are a criminal, a fugitive. Domino Deadpool: Don't look, it'll only make it worse. Colossus: [blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun]. Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. [to prison goon] We all need a sense of belonging. [dizzy from a big action sequence] I'll never *not* picture that. Deadpool: Obviously there are a ton of references to (and even quick appearances by) the major X-Men players. And promise me, promise me one thing. Blind Al: [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck] YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE! I'd like to go home. What about your girl and your wife? I never shouldve left you there. Deadpool: I couldn't kill me. Domino: : You're not a fucking hero. You can go first.Deadpool: Oh, I was just going to say, No, it isnt.Domino: I was going to just bring it back to that, yes, it is.Deadpool: Lets meet in the middle and say, No, it isnt.Domino: [laughing] But it is.Deadpool: Okay. Weasel: First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. Wade Wilson: Any, uh Peter: Deadpool: Fearing they'd kill her as a result, Domino's birth mother whisked her away to . He's going in through the back! We'll let karma take care of him. Deadpool: You have a good heart. You're still using my Velcro labels. Two, which Sharknado are we on? I realize that you're new to this, but relax. They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience. According to the Buck: It was at Blind Al house Wade legs was growing and there was domino the taxi guy and weasel and cable.showed up . Firefist: But here we are, trying to overcome our differences. You're welcome, Canada. It doesn't have to go this way! | Dont stare directly into that. Colossus: We have rules. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.Deadpool: Well. Vanessa: You're in. Surprising no one, Deadpool 2 is packed with a non-stop barrage of hilarious jokes, one-liners and sight gags. And have consensual sex with their sister? Just walk away!Peter: But were X-Force!Deadpool: Nope! Russells not going to kill anyone. I mean, luck? But if you kill him, he wins. Dopinder: Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? [Juggernaut comes out of a pile of rubble] "Bad Deadpool! I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this, so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick, and then I'm gonna come back with my friend Cable. I was once an X-Man! This line is right on the money. Do you know what would happen to me if I helped you? Let me die while I am over 100 so I can die like Detroit did." - by Deadpool. Dopinder Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad.". : Just walk away. Is anybody nervous about the high winds? You can't stop him / Ah-ah-ah-ah / You can't stop this / Motherfucker! : We're gonna lose 'em. - Deadpool. [the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted]. : Yeah. CUT TO: INT. But all I told him was everything he wanted to know. "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." - Deadpool. The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Wolverine: Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Then, you know what? 1 #11 (June 1992). I'll tell you why I'm here. Domino: Peter! [to Sluggo] And every big family film starts with a vicious murder. You got me. Special Forces. He seemed great. Unknown. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. We all need a genuine sense of home, a place Dopinder: I cried when they cancelled Felicity. That's why you're such a little bastard. I'm just gonna use this brick. She's not coming back. Fuck it. Domino One: is dubstep still a thing? New plan: use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable! Why couldn't God take my hearing? Sorry I'm late. The name's Cable! Sometimes, its so bad, we feel like were dying. Wade Wilson: About my heart? But she was funny and filtered her pain through the prism of humor. Zazie Beetz's deadpan delivery of every joke made by Domino makes her the breakout star of Deadpool 2. Deadpool Deadpool rejects his perspective from the start of the film and passes his wisdom on to a young man who needs it. Hitler - 20 April 1889', whispers to bartender ducking behind bar after gun fire ceases, During a Sicilian mafia funeral, Deadpool breaks out of the coffin and shoots at the mob, to himself, holding the Green Lantern script, blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun, after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him, after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter, to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her, Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed, after Dopinder kills the headmaster by running him over with his taxi, Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI, Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool, Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away. What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Deadpool: AH! By Chase Magnett Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler.Cable: I use a device to slide through time. Is it just me or does Do You Wanna Build a Snowman from Frozen sound suspiciously like Papa, Can You Hear Me? You are not judge, jury or executioner. She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable. Full Winnie the Pooh. I dont have one. No, my family's safe. [Cable gets out a gun and Deadpool draws his swords] Look, you can stop the Juggernaut. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. Deadpool: Lets flip a coin, okay? Deadpool: F*** Wolverine. - Domino. Sweetheart, can you speak up? Probably a fan or movie critic says on Deadpool, loving the quotes and movie experience. : Deadpool What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? He was a bit of a prick. One, is dubstep still a thing? The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. Thank you, Bedlam. No more speaking lines for you. That youll start judging people not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.Cable: Jesus. Deadpool: [Weapon XI appears in front of Wolverine]. : : - Deadpool Yes, it is. In Human Centipede, it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. And she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more." Fine. Deadpool: X-Force!Deadpool: Walk away! : 6. There's a knife in your dick, yeah. Wade Wilson: FUCK! Oh, thats the sun. According to theDeadpool: Kubler-Ross.Buck: Yeah. from Yentl. Deadpool: [travels back in time before Peter is killed] Peter!Peter: Wooh! Ah, planets. Download 1890x900 Zazie Beetz As Domino In Deadpool 2 1890x900 Resolution Wallpaper, Movies Wallpapers, Images, Photos and Background for Desktop Windows 10 MacOS, Apple Iphone and Android Mobile in HD and 4K Deadpool: Peter: Dont scratch! You're embarrassing me. That came out wrong. She was funny filtered her pain through the prism of humor. Deadpool: Colossus: Some kind of soldier? I'm dropping in. Deadpool: Deadpool: And you, Cable. All right. Oh-ho. What's your superpower? God, it smells like Hitler's anus, which which would make sense, wouldn't it? Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. Cable: People think they understand pain. Superhero landing comin' up. "Domino.". WARNING: Spoilers (and curse words) are included in this article. Twentieth Century Fox and Michael Loccisano/Getty Images. Don't scratch! . Tomorrow, we find the biggest guy in here and we'll make him our bi Wade Wilson: Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. There we go, the kids call this docking. : I'm done.". And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! Weasel: Domino open/close all folders. They do stick better than tape. Deadpool: Deadpool: Deadpool: True story. Deadpool: Wade Wilson: My body and my hands are so soft. Josh Brolin. This funny line from the trailers still managed to deliver laughs when repeated again in theaters. Blind Al manages to keep Deadpool going no matter how many new rock bottoms he finds. Blind Al: Now, look, sugar. Deadpool: Any powers you wanna tell us about? He's an over-the-top meathead who perfectly summarizes himself with this one line as he prepares for a brawl. It's weird I only ever see two of you. Where is he? I'm lucky. Its not a great analogy. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. Deadpool Deadpool: Luck is not a superpower! Best deadpool 2 quotes. Wade Wilson: [he shoots the old Deadpool several more times]Deadpool: Love you! I'll be right back. Zazie Beetz's Domino is a . Weasel Ha ha! [she turns and leaves]Deadpool: Shes great. Wade Wilson: Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, and a few others reprise their roles but there are . - Blind Al. : Deadpool: Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. Deadpool: [referring to Vanessa] I loved her. Deadpool: Grover's got a cock the size of a Dopinder: You guys make a super cute couple. Deadpool: I dont know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you.Cable: No.Deadpool: Yes. But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit! For quotes from the Deadpool comic books, see here. You become everything he says you are, but worse. Vanessa: Deadpool: Well, we'll take care of that, won't we? You did this for me? Don't stare directly into that. Peter No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man. Characters in Deadpool 2: Wade Wilson / Deadpool. You know what we need to do? "Ashes" by Cline Dion. And is known for her witty personality.